hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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