sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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