I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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