I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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