just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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