She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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