Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
