i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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