just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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