Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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