let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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