I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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