Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Sorry about my life...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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