he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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