I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
