I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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