so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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