I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
