I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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