You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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