Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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