We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
i think i just lost a toe
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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