she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it was like eating out sand paper
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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