Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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