ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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