Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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