just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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