That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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