Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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