I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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