what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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