Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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