At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
