Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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