no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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