okay pat passed out under dana's car
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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