dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
