Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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