Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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