No stitches, just platelets and will power
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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