Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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