Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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