Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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