If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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