six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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