I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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