Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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