Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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