no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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