Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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