The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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