Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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