I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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