But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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