Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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